Physicists Party

I get a lot of email forwards and I am posting one such interesting forward.

One day, a group of physicists were invited to a party. When Archimedes heard about it, he was so buoyant that he jumped out of his bathtub and announced the news to everyone. Coulomb had to charge him with indecent exposure. Newton initially did not move, but once he forced himself to go, every one else also seemed to gravitate towards him. At the party, it was found that Watt was the most powerful speaker. Young, on the other hand, tried to be coherent but interfered with everyone else.Ampere talked mostly about current events which Ohm tried to resist. Lenz tended to oppose anyone who tried to change his ideas. Tesla had a magnetic personality but not as wide an area of influence as Weber. It was heard that when Faraday and Weber got together, they can sure generate a lot. Meanwhile, Becquerel was beaming with activity. Hooke also had fun because it was an extension of his natural self. Pascal didn’t enjoy much because he was under a lot of pressure. Bernoulli was less pressurised-his secret was to move quickly. Shy deBroglie just stood at one corner and waved to everyone. Rutherford formed a close nucleus with his associates, he doesn’like scattering. Avogadro was counting the time: six on Oct the 23rd, he said. At the foodtable, Thomson was seen to enjoy only plum pudding.Planck tried to grab food in quanta, but Bohr would only allow him to take certain levels. Careless Milikan dropped his Italian oil dressing. Hertz went to the buffet table every second, while Farad (short for Faraday) preferred to store things up. Hall probed into everything on the buffet table but Celsius just went for the ice and the steam. As for Kelvin, he had absolutely zero intake. Boyle and Charles gave a lot of gas after eating and claimed that it was only ideal. Einstein protested that everything is relative.

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